Awesome Jokes

According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
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“Just throw away the damn phone” …
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People with “Hey there! I am using whatsapp ” status
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are actually Not using WhatsApp .

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Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

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*Funny Quote*
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. -

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Hardest thing ever?
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Controlling your laughter
at serious times :p :D

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The Guy Who Convinced
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman ?

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Who is a Boy.?
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He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.
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Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai. :p :D
mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy;(

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