Facebook Jokes

When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. :P

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One Good Thing About
TWITTER
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK :P :D

Agree

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5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,

but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.