Nice Jokes

how to kill an Engineering student….

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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!

Mar Jayega!! ;)

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Zindgi ki keemat ka Andaza maut ke bad hi hota hai….
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For exampal…

zinda murga
Rs. 85/-

Aur

chicken tandoori
Rs. 230/- per plate….

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When a Guy does Something
Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

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One night a boy healped an unknow aunty to reach her home. aunty:-beta raat bahut ho gai hai yanhi so jao,bittu ke room me. boy:-nahi aunty may hall me so jaungi. 
next morning a beautiful girls come with a cup of coffe.
boy:-aap koun?
girl:-mai bittu aur aap?
boy:-mai gadha ullu ka pathha.GUD NA8

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How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn?t Have That
Dangerous Beak ? ;->

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Funny but true fact..
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Relationship between lovers in today’s age:-
you can touch each other..
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u cannot touch each other’s mobile..!

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Teacher: ?Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved.?

Johnny: ?Thank You?

Teacher: ?Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!?

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Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

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Tech Joke-
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
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?A for Apple? =P =D

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