Define A woman….
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won’t sit …
Because shes getting late…:
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won’t sit …
Because shes getting late…:
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FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
2.
The road to success is always under construction ;-)
The road to success is always under construction ;-)
3.
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don’t need it :-P
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don’t need it :-P
4.
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P
5.
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D
Enjoy life ! :-)
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Girl: Which Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
And Which laptop do u have..?
Girl: Pink colour ka.. :P
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At A ‘PAKISTAN’ Bus Stand,
An American DoctOr gOt Heart Attack after Reading a BoOk’s Name..!!
An American DoctOr gOt Heart Attack after Reading a BoOk’s Name..!!
Guess The Name Of that BoOk..??
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“How tO Become A
DOCTOR in 30Days”.. Rs 150/-
DOCTOR in 30Days”.. Rs 150/-
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I just hate y0u!
Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again…
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Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again…
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Monday?!
Monday?!
Disturbed
Sunday.. =P =D
Sunday.. =P =D
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My SCIENCE book says & i agree..
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“CELL” is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. :-D :-P
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“CELL” is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. :-D :-P
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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And
Say……
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Mosquito. :D:P
Say……
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Mosquito. :D:P
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Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer.. . You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it..!! :P :D ;-)
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Dear lays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing in the list of ur ingredients.
U forgot to mention one more thing in the list of ur ingredients.
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Air 85% :D
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone…!: :-) :-P
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My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.
It makes me cry
It makes me cry
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Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris!
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