Funny Facebook Status and jokes

A girl realizes the pain of Break-up only when
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She has to pay the Pizza bill herself..
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Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…
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1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..
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If you are asked to choose between Bill Gates’ money and World’s Peace, THEN

What will be the color of your Lamborghini?

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Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P

Short But True !!!

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My phone just fell down on the floor !!

Is everyone ok in my contact list?

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Give me some sunshine..!!
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.Give me some rain..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!! :D :v :P